The New Year is a great time for resolutions, so I thought I would share mine:
10. I will get out of bed before 10:00am. I may get back in, but at least I got out by 10:00.
9. I will be out of my pajamas before lunch. Usually.
8. I'm absolutely, 100%, completely and totally committed to sticking to my lesson plans and schedules. At least for the first week or so.
7. I will stop using the excuse that I'm an environmentalist and that I'm trying to save water when my kids don't get a bath daily.
6. I won't throw french fries to my two year old in the back of the van. My aim is terrible and I'm making a mess of the van.
5. I won't let the laundry pile up so high that my kids think it's a mountain to slide down. Although it does look kinda fun...
4. I will control my urge to physically assault the next person who asks me about socialization. It's an annoying question, but it's not worth 90 days in the slammer. Plus the judge said if I did it one more time... oh, nevermind.
3. I will clean the science experiments out of my refrigerator. By the way, does anybody have any tips on toxic waste disposal?
2. I will not lecture my friends and family on the evils of TV. Even if it is a tool of the devil sent to suck our brains out of our eyeballs.
1. I will get organized! Next year!
Posted by sheri at December 30, 2003 10:39 PM